recently i found out that i was living in a devil town and that all my friends were vampires. i stayed in my basement for six days with a jar of powdered garlic and a cross made from q-tips and scotch tape until i realized that i, too, was a vampire, and liveing in big fat cock devil town. i now have uncontrolable depression. this has seriously got me down guys. i don't know what to do about this whole devil town vampire deal...